Blogging Ottinger (tim)Keep your kids by the cart
When you go shopping, you know how kids tend to wander off, and you have to track them and repeat their names about a billion times to get them to come back? I think I figured this one out. Rather than a leash, you need one of these gadgets and a small onboard navigation system to follow a beacon you wear on your belt. See, this could work. They irresistably follow you wherever you go. No solution on keeping their hands off the merchandise, other than the standard zip tie. Yes, I’m kidding. Relax.
Of course, it’s just fun to say “galvanic vestibular stimulation”. Doesn’t it trip rollingly off the tongue? Err.. rather… something like that.
